Kneeling Man: Hi God, it’s me Neel.
God: Hi, Neel. How can I help you today?
KM: Once you’ve forgiven a sin, that’s it isn’t it? It’s not like being on parole where if you commit another sin you can add the old ones on top of the new sentence.
God: When a sin is forgiven, that, as you say, is it.
KM: And you can forgive any sin, regardless of how bad it is?
God: Provided the sinner asks for forgiveness, yes. You’re not planning on committing a grave sin, are you Neal?
KM: Of course not, God. You know that. You can read my mind.
God: Just testing. And… you know… just in case I wasn’t paying attention.
KM: Can you hear the screams of the sinners in hell?
God: Of course.
KM: So you can hear their prayers as well?
God: People in hell don’t pray. They’re too busy dealing with pain and flames and the devil to even think about praying.
KM: So really the last chance you get is if you see the gates of hell and you realise that’s where you’re going?
God: Pretty much.
KM: Will a last minute prayer be enough to do the job?
God: The job?
KM: Avoiding hell and going to heaven instead.
God: A sincere prayer for forgiveness will always be answered. Just don’t make the mistake of relying on that though. If you die while you’re unconscious…
KM: That’s why I always talk to you before I go to sleep.
God: I know. Sleep well, Neel.
KM: Night, God.