Kneeling Man: He’s not talking about making love here is he?
KM: Well that’s lucky. Otherwise it’d be like he was asking us to bonk twenty four seven. Ha ha.
God: Neel. Remember who you’re talking to.
KM: Oh yeah. Sorry, God. I just had this thought and…
God: I know. I forgive you.
KM: Thanks, God. So he means that non physical type of love thing?
KM: How does evil cause empty spaces?
God: Well, that’s a very complicated concept. I’m not sure we have time to go into it in detail.
KM: Just in broad terms.
God: It’s really not the sort of thing that can be summarised.
KM: Oh. Okay. Are all empty spaces evil? Because there’s an awful lot of empty space in space. That’s a whole lot of evil.
God: He’s not saying the empty spaces are evil. Just that they are caused by evil.
KM: What does evil get out of causing empty spaces? Especially if they don’t stay evil when he’s finished causing them.
God: Once again it’s a very complicated concept.
KM: That can’t be summarised?
God: Pretty much.
KM: Ok, thanks, God. Good night.
God: Night, Neel.
KM: Oh, one more thing. If love is the secret of Christian living, why’s he tweeting it to the whole world?