Kneeling Man: Saving humanity and the world’s a big one.
God: It certainly is.
KM: You think sin and evil are as big a threat as climate change?
God: They’re difficult to compare. Different categories.
KM: Are sin and evil the same category?
God: Not exactly, but they are related.
KM: So there are three things threatening humanity and the world. Sin, evil and climate change.
KM: Oh, and Islam. Four things.
God: Let’s leave Islam out of this.
God: I’m trying to keep you safe, Neel.
KM: What? Oh… yeah. Right. Okay then. Three things.
KM: I don’t see how mercy can do anything about climate change, regardless of how powerful it is.
God: Which is probably why the Pope didn’t say it could.
KM: Oh yeah, right, well let’s not worry about climate change for now.
God: You realise that’s exactly how things got this bad?
KM: Ha ha. Good one. You got me there. But, as far as true powers go, I’ve never seen mercy do much. It can’t lift buildings, or make things invisible can it?
KM: So what can it do as a true power?
God: It can save humanity and the world.
KM: Uh huh. I still…
God: Look at the time, wow it’s getting late.
KM: Oh yeah. Okay. Night, God.
God: Night, Neel. Sleep well.