Testicles swinging in the breeze – intelligent design? Kneeling Man: Oi, God, I found some pictures of Testicles in an encyclopedia. I think maybe I should have put them in my new book, Not Very Intelligent Design. God: Uh huh. KM: They’re about things from way back in the day before your son, the sweet, …
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Knees – the weakest link? Kneeling Man: Oi, God, I just realised I didn’t put quite enough about knees in my new book, Not Very Intelligent Design. God: Really? I think you said more than enough about everything, quite frankly. KM: When it comes to knees, I understand why you stuffed up. God: I don’t …
Making shit up is fine, saying it’s true isn’t Kneeling Man: Oi, God, are you there? No? Doesn’t matter. I’m in the mood for a rant, not a conversation. KM: Horses stand around in paddocks wondering what the fuck’s going on. Then they stop wondering, look down and eat grass. This goes on until …
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