Posted 18 December 2023 At long last God and The Human Brain is done The almost perpetual battle with procrastination and distraction has been won. The war is another matter, but that’s not today’s concern. Not Very Intelligent Design 3 : God and the Human Brain AVAILABLE NOW ! CLICK THIS An excerpt – God. …
God’s Judgement Day Kneeling Man: Oi, God! God: What? KM: I’m doing another book. It’s called Not Very Intelligent Design 3 : God and the Human Brain God: Oh for Christ’s sake. KM: I suppose it doesn’t count as blasphemy when you say it? God: I make the rules, Neel. And I decide how they’re …
Not Very Intelligent Design Too : Planet EarthAvailable July 28th – Just 99cents for one week only Bulgarian rain, day drinking, and gullible morons Kneeling Man: Oi, God! God: Hello, Neel. KM: I’ve got another real life spy story from my new book, Not Very Intelligent Design Too: Planet Earth. God: Real life like the …
Not Very Intelligent Design Too : Planet EarthAvailable July 28th – Just 99cents for one week only Bulgarian Umbrellas Kneeling Man: Oi, God! God: Yes, Neel. KM: Don’t you care about Russians? God: What? Of course I do, Neel. I care about all my children. KM: So why have you given them such a shit …
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Coming soon… Not Very Intelligent Design Too : Planet Earth Kneeling Man: Oi, God! You there? God: Yes, Neel. KM: What made you think it was a good idea to create human virgins and then have other humans kill them and offer them as a sacrifice back to you? Seems a bit like breeding fish …
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Coming soon… Not Very Intelligent Design Too : Planet Earth Kneeling Man: Oi, God! God: What? KM: I’ve done another book. It’s called Not Very Intelligent Design Too : Planet Earth. God: Yeah, I know. KM: So why the hell did you create a world that was, theoretically, specifically designed as a perfect place for …
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I’ve uploaded a human voice rendition of Not Very Intelligent Design to Findaway, the world’s largest audiobook distributor. That means it will soon (meaning a few days to a few weeks) start to become available in a number of audiobook outlets. Here’s a sample. A bit about noses – So if you can’t be bothered …
Not Very Intelligent Design in heaven? Kneeling Man: Oi, God! Does your will being done on earth, as it is in heaven, include Not Very Intelligent Design in heaven? God: An insult with your very first question? That’s not very nice, Neel. Had a tough day? Kneeling Man: Nothing five or six drinks can’t take …
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Testicles swinging in the breeze – intelligent design? Kneeling Man: Oi, God, I found some pictures of Testicles in an encyclopedia. I think maybe I should have put them in my new book, Not Very Intelligent Design. God: Uh huh. KM: They’re about things from way back in the day before your son, the sweet, …
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Knees – the weakest link? Kneeling Man: Oi, God, I just realised I didn’t put quite enough about knees in my new book, Not Very Intelligent Design. God: Really? I think you said more than enough about everything, quite frankly. KM: When it comes to knees, I understand why you stuffed up. God: I don’t …
Available Now Not Very Intelligent Design is available now in three exciting versions on Amazon.com. The “sort of free-ish” version, for those who have a Kindle unlimited account. The “cheaper than a cup of coffee” version (US$2.99), aka the Kindle ebook. The “cheaper than a glass of wine” version (US$7.99), aka the paperback. Available …
Neel and Mark Ingman were talking one day. Which produced an idea. Let’s assume the position that man was designed by an intelligent designer. Then, let’s analyse all parts of the human body with regard to the expertise of the designer, all the while approaching the subject with honesty, an open mind, and with all …
The Not Very Intelligent Design of Hair Excerpt from the book, Not Very Intelligent Design HAIR People spend a lot of time, money and effort on hair. It needs washing, cutting, styling, straightening, curling or colouring. Some people find that it even needs replanting. Or plucking. In days gone by, a noble hairline (these days …
