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One Way One Truth

One Way One Truth One Jesus One God Kneeling Man: Oi, God, what happened to that old One Way Jesus with the pointy finger thing? God: Did something happen to it? KM: I don’t hear it so much these days. In fact the last time I heard it was a guy at an airport over …

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Monkeys in the Image of God

Monkeys in the Image of God Kneeling Man: Oi, God, Ken’s hamming it up again. I think he doth protest a bit much. I mean a quick glance at Ken Ham’s face is enough to see the family resemblance. If you didn’t make Monkeys in the image of God, why did you make Ken Ham …

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God is working, winter always gives way to spring

God is working, winter always gives way to spring Kneeling Man: Oi, God, you there? I hope I’m not interrupting you. God: Of course not, Neel. Why would you say that? KM: Well, that smarmy-faced bullshitter Joel Osteen said you’re working. God: I’m always working, Neel. Even now. This is what I do. KM: Of …

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