Kneeling Man: I’ve been wondering, God, how come the Pope knows so much about marriage?
God: The Pope is a very wise man.
KM: Yeah, I know. But he doesn’t have much experience in this area.
God: The Pope is married to the Church.
KM: For sure. I know that. But isn’t he talking about marriage in the man woman, romantic love sense?
God: Yes, I believe so.
KM: That’s an area he doesn’t have much experience in, does he?
God: Of course he doesn’t have experience in that sort of thing. What do you mean by much?
KM: Sorry, God. I didn’t mean to be give offence.
God: I forgive you.
KM: Thanks, God. I understand the bit about difficult moments, but is he saying that all difficult moments are like Jesus’ experiences on the Cross?
God: Didn’t he say experiences of the Cross?
KM: Yeah, you’re right… But I thought the experience of the Cross was the ultimate sacrifice made by you and Jesus for us all, which is not really in the same league as flushing the toilet when someone’s in the shower is it?
God: I’m not certain about this but I think he might be alluding to the Cross as in a marriage reaching a crossroads, and when you continue the journey together, the path is stronger.
KM: Uh… okay…
God: Is there anything else?
KM: Ah, no… I think I’ll just let this one go through to the keeper. Thanks for your help.
God: Through to the keeper?
KM: Just an expression. Doesn’t mean anything. Thanks God. Good night.
God: Good night, Neel. Sleep well.