The Not Very Intelligent Design of Hair Excerpt from the book, Not Very Intelligent Design HAIR People spend a lot of time, money and effort on hair. It needs washing, cutting, styling, straightening, curling or colouring. Some people find that it even needs replanting. Or plucking. In days gone by, a noble hairline (these days …
Spouse of Mary aka St Joseph the Cuckold Kneeling Man: Oi, God, your boy’s on fire today. Jamming a whole shitload of piss-takes into one little tweet. God: What are you talking about, Neel? KM: Best wishes to fathers? God: Yeah, and? KM: Well he wasn’t a father was he, old Joseph? He was a …
Pope thanks all who teach in Catholic schools Kneeling Man: Oi, God, what’s this shit? Educating an act of love, giving life? Could almost be a description of fornication, no? You’d think he’d be more careful about this sort of thing. What with all the pedophile priest business. God: You think he’s thanking teachers who …
Monkeys in the Image of God Kneeling Man: Oi, God, Ken’s hamming it up again. I think he doth protest a bit much. I mean a quick glance at Ken Ham’s face is enough to see the family resemblance. If you didn’t make Monkeys in the image of God, why did you make Ken Ham …
Question for God from Nigel Kneeling Man: Oi, God, it’s that time again. I have a question for God from Nigel. Nigel wants to know how and why you created day and night three days before you created the Sun and the Moon? God: The amazing thing, Neel, is that more people don’t question that. …
Beauty in God’s plan for humanity Kneeling Man: Oi, God, his vaticanly holiness has fired out another another word salad one. I think he probably has his people knock up a whole lot of random ecclesiastical sounding tweets so he can pretty much whip them off the shelf as he needs them. God: He also …
Entrust the New Year to Mary, Mother of God Kneeling Man: Oi, God! Does this mean the Pope trusts your mother more than he trusts you and Jesus? God: I doubt that’s what he means. KM: So it’s more like, give Mary a go because 2016 was such a crapper? God: No, I don’t think …
