Month: January 2017

Question for God from Nigel

Question for God from Nigel Kneeling Man: Oi, God, it’s that time again. I have a question for God from Nigel. Nigel wants to know how and why you created day and night three days before you created the Sun and the Moon? God: The amazing thing, Neel, is that more people don’t question that. …

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Beauty in God’s plan for humanity

Beauty in God’s plan for humanity Kneeling Man: Oi, God, his vaticanly holiness has fired out another another word salad one. I think he probably has his people knock up a whole lot of random ecclesiastical sounding tweets so he can pretty much whip them off the shelf as he needs them. God: He also …

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Entrust the New Year to Mary, Mother of God

Entrust the New Year to Mary, Mother of God Kneeling Man: Oi, God! Does this mean the Pope trusts your mother more than he trusts you and Jesus? God: I doubt that’s what he means. KM: So it’s more like, give Mary a go because 2016 was such a crapper? God: No, I don’t think …

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