Question for God from Jim R : Can you make a rock too big for you to be able to move? Kneeling Man: Oi, God! Are you there? God: Yes, Neel. As always. KM: Jim R has a question for you. God: Uh huh. KM: Jim wants to know if you can make a rock …
Question for God from Lucia Kneeling Man: Oi, God! Are you there? God: I’m omnipresent, Neel. Why do you keep asking? KM: Just checking. Lucia has a question for you. God: Who the hell is Lucia? KM: You’re asking me? Aren’t you omniscient? God: Just testing. Go ahead. KM: Lucia wants to know why you …
Question for God from Nigel Kneeling Man: Oi, God, it’s that time again. I have a question for God from Nigel. Nigel wants to know how and why you created day and night three days before you created the Sun and the Moon? God: The amazing thing, Neel, is that more people don’t question that. …
Question for God from Helen Kneeling Man: Oi, God! You there? I have a question for God from Helen. It’s a bit of a curly one. God: Curly like a pig’s tail? KM: Sort of. In that it’s to do with Jews and Muslims. What’s with that whole anti-bacon thing anyway? God: Is that the …
Question for God from Lindy C, from Kazakhstan Kneeling Man: Oi, God! You there? I have a question for God from Lindy C, from Kazakhstan. God: I’ll just briefly take this opportunity, Neel, to say that I never forsook that country, despite what many people say. KM: Lindy’s not saying that. God: Okay, good. KM: …
Question for God from Andrew G Kneeling Man: Oi, God, you listening? I’ve got a question for God from Andrew G. He’s thirteen years old. God: Shoot. KM: Well that was an unfortunate word choice. He wants to know what he should do if a gunman comes into his classroom? God: Oops. Sorry about that. …
