Kneeling Man: I don’t understand why he tweeted this.
God: Why’s that, Neel? It makes sense to me.
KM: Yeah, it makes sense, but it’s just stating the bleeding obvious isn’t it?
God: He’s reiterating his faith.
KM: Sure, but without Jesus, he wouldn’t even have a job, let alone meaning. Or hope.
God: Which is exactly what he’s saying.
KM: You don’t think he’s implying there’s a possibility of Jesus not being there?
God: Not being where?
God: You’re not doubting your faith are you, Neel?
KM: No, no, not at all. I’m talking to you right now, aren’t I? I’m just wondering whether the Pope might be doubting his. You know like Mother Teresa. What with all his talk of coprophagia and things.
God: I thought we agreed you shouldn’t think about that.
KM: I’ve been trying not to, but it’s like a bloody annoying Abba song that just won’t go away.
God: Which one?
KM: Cut that out. You know it’s all of them. Don’t you dare start humming.
God: I was tempted.
KM: Yeah, but don’t. Please. Anyway, I just thought if you were going to say something to ten million people you might perhaps put a bit more work into it.
God: He tweets every day pretty much. You can’t expect them all to be gems.
KM: That’d be a miracle wouldn’t it? If every single one was just, wham, knock your socks off brilliant?
God: Yes it would. Anyway, don’t you need to get some sleep?
KM: Yeah, I do. By the way, when was the last miracle?
God: I like you, Neel. Always trying to push back the curtain of mystery. Sleep well.
KM: Night, God.