Question for God from Helen Kneeling Man: Oi, God! You there? I have a question for God from Helen. It’s a bit of a curly one. God: Curly like a pig’s tail? KM: Sort of. In that it’s to do with Jews and Muslims. What’s with that whole anti-bacon thing anyway? God: Is that the …
The Ten Commandments – thirty five percent useful Kneeling Man: Oi, God! I was talking to some people the other day about the Ten Commandments. A few questions came up. God: Uh huh. KM: Firstly the Bible says that you carved them in stone, on two tablets. Is that true? God: Sort of. I didn’t …
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Meaning to my life here on earth Kneeling Man: Oi, God, I don’t understand why he tweeted this. Jesus gives meaning to my life here on earth? God: What’s to understand, Neel? It makes perfect sense to me. KM: It’s just stating the bleeding obvious isn’t it? God: He’s reiterating his faith. KM: Sure, but …
God is working, winter always gives way to spring Kneeling Man: Oi, God, you there? I hope I’m not interrupting you. God: Of course not, Neel. Why would you say that? KM: Well, that smarmy-faced bullshitter Joel Osteen said you’re working. God: I’m always working, Neel. Even now. This is what I do. KM: Of …
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Sexually aroused by faeces Kneeling Man: Oi, God! The Pope’s been talking about coprophagia. God: Yes I saw that. KM: What does it mean? God: Why are you asking me? Didn’t you look it up? KM: Yes, I did. God: I know you did. KM: Getting sexually aroused by faeces? I’d never heard of such …
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