Day: December 18, 2016

Question for God from Helen

Question for God from Helen Kneeling Man: Oi, God! You there? I have a question for God from Helen. It’s a bit of a curly one. God: Curly like a pig’s tail? KM: Sort of. In that it’s to do with Jews and Muslims. What’s with that whole anti-bacon thing anyway? God: Is that the …

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The Ten Commandments – thirty five percent useful

The Ten Commandments – thirty five percent useful Kneeling Man: Oi, God! I was talking to some people the other day about the Ten Commandments. A few questions came up. God: Uh huh. KM: Firstly the Bible says that you carved them in stone, on two tablets. Is that true? God: Sort of. I didn’t …

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