Question for God from Jim R : Can you make a rock too big for you to be able to move? Kneeling Man: Oi, God! Are you there? God: Yes, Neel. As always. KM: Jim R has a question for you. God: Uh huh. KM: Jim wants to know if you can make a rock …
Question for God from Lucia Kneeling Man: Oi, God! Are you there? God: I’m omnipresent, Neel. Why do you keep asking? KM: Just checking. Lucia has a question for you. God: Who the hell is Lucia? KM: You’re asking me? Aren’t you omniscient? God: Just testing. Go ahead. KM: Lucia wants to know why you …
Posted 18 December 2023 At long last God and The Human Brain is done The almost perpetual battle with procrastination and distraction has been won. The war is another matter, but that’s not today’s concern. Not Very Intelligent Design 3 : God and the Human Brain AVAILABLE NOW ! CLICK THIS An excerpt – God. …
God takes Bitcoin? When the Pope tweeted some advice about how to look upon the poor, I noticed that he didn’t include any mention of helping the poor. So I asked God about the Pope’s tweet. Secret spy camera footage of that historic event has now surfaced on YouTube. You can watch it here or, …
God’s Judgement Day Kneeling Man: Oi, God! God: What? KM: I’m doing another book. It’s called Not Very Intelligent Design 3 : God and the Human Brain God: Oh for Christ’s sake. KM: I suppose it doesn’t count as blasphemy when you say it? God: I make the rules, Neel. And I decide how they’re …
Coming soon… Not Very Intelligent Design Too : Planet Earth Kneeling Man: Oi, God! You there? God: Yes, Neel. KM: What made you think it was a good idea to create human virgins and then have other humans kill them and offer them as a sacrifice back to you? Seems a bit like breeding fish …
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God: One day people will refer to this as the famous God and the Holy Ghost pre-Jesus conversation. Holy Ghost: What are you talking about? God: I’m talking about thousands of years from now. In the post-Jesus era. HG: What’s the post-Jesus era? God: You’ll see soon enough, Holy. You’ll see. HG: Anything I can …
Kneeling Man: Oi, God! You there? God: Yes, Neel. KM: Jesus came down on earth the mystery of the Cross? “Jesus came down on earth”, what’s that supposed to mean? Doesn’t the Vatican have any competent translators? Did you see the Pope’s latest tweet? God: I’m omniscient, Neel, I see everything. KM: Of course you …
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Leaving the Catholic Church is not usually as difficult as leaving other faith-based organisations, such as Scientology or Islam, where the consequences can be brutal. A Catholic doesn’t have to renounce Christianity in order to leave the church. There are many non-Catholic Christian churches that will happily welcome ex-Catholics. A Catholic could also decide to …
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When was the Catholic Church NOT a Haven for Pedophiles? Kneeling Man: Oi, God! You there? God: Of course, Neel. KM: Right, stick your fingers in your ears and bugger off, you’re not going to want to hear this. God: What? KM: Piss off, I’m not in a good mood. This is a rant and …
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Is the Pope too enthusiastic about the flavour of Jesus Christ’s flesh? Kneeling Man: The flavour of Jesus. Holy shit. Oi, God, you there? God: Sure am, Neel. As always. KM: I was concerned a while back when the Pope talked about becoming sexually aroused by faeces, but I think his enthusiasm about the flavour …
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Not Very Intelligent Design in heaven? Kneeling Man: Oi, God! Does your will being done on earth, as it is in heaven, include Not Very Intelligent Design in heaven? God: An insult with your very first question? That’s not very nice, Neel. Had a tough day? Kneeling Man: Nothing five or six drinks can’t take …
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Testicles swinging in the breeze – intelligent design? Kneeling Man: Oi, God, I found some pictures of Testicles in an encyclopedia. I think maybe I should have put them in my new book, Not Very Intelligent Design. God: Uh huh. KM: They’re about things from way back in the day before your son, the sweet, …
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Knees – the weakest link? Kneeling Man: Oi, God, I just realised I didn’t put quite enough about knees in my new book, Not Very Intelligent Design. God: Really? I think you said more than enough about everything, quite frankly. KM: When it comes to knees, I understand why you stuffed up. God: I don’t …
Making shit up is fine, saying it’s true isn’t Kneeling Man: Oi, God, are you there? No? Doesn’t matter. I’m in the mood for a rant, not a conversation. KM: Horses stand around in paddocks wondering what the fuck’s going on. Then they stop wondering, look down and eat grass. This goes on until …
One Way One Truth One Jesus One God Kneeling Man: Oi, God, what happened to that old One Way Jesus with the pointy finger thing? God: Did something happen to it? KM: I don’t hear it so much these days. In fact the last time I heard it was a guy at an airport over …
Spouse of Mary aka St Joseph the Cuckold Kneeling Man: Oi, God, your boy’s on fire today. Jamming a whole shitload of piss-takes into one little tweet. God: What are you talking about, Neel? KM: Best wishes to fathers? God: Yeah, and? KM: Well he wasn’t a father was he, old Joseph? He was a …
Pope thanks all who teach in Catholic schools Kneeling Man: Oi, God, what’s this shit? Educating an act of love, giving life? Could almost be a description of fornication, no? You’d think he’d be more careful about this sort of thing. What with all the pedophile priest business. God: You think he’s thanking teachers who …
Monkeys in the Image of God Kneeling Man: Oi, God, Ken’s hamming it up again. I think he doth protest a bit much. I mean a quick glance at Ken Ham’s face is enough to see the family resemblance. If you didn’t make Monkeys in the image of God, why did you make Ken Ham …
Beauty in God’s plan for humanity Kneeling Man: Oi, God, his vaticanly holiness has fired out another another word salad one. I think he probably has his people knock up a whole lot of random ecclesiastical sounding tweets so he can pretty much whip them off the shelf as he needs them. God: He also …
