Question for God from Jim R : Can you make a rock too big for you to be able to move? Kneeling Man: Oi, God! Are you there? God: Yes, Neel. As always. KM: Jim R has a question for you. God: Uh huh. KM: Jim wants to know if you can make a rock …
Question for God from Lucia Kneeling Man: Oi, God! Are you there? God: I’m omnipresent, Neel. Why do you keep asking? KM: Just checking. Lucia has a question for you. God: Who the hell is Lucia? KM: You’re asking me? Aren’t you omniscient? God: Just testing. Go ahead. KM: Lucia wants to know why you …
Posted 18 December 2023 At long last God and The Human Brain is done The almost perpetual battle with procrastination and distraction has been won. The war is another matter, but that’s not today’s concern. Not Very Intelligent Design 3 : God and the Human Brain AVAILABLE NOW ! CLICK THIS An excerpt – God. …
God takes Bitcoin? When the Pope tweeted some advice about how to look upon the poor, I noticed that he didn’t include any mention of helping the poor. So I asked God about the Pope’s tweet. Secret spy camera footage of that historic event has now surfaced on YouTube. You can watch it here or, …
Rest in Peace Recently I had a near death experience. Which got me thinking. About life, and the afterlife. And death. Rest in Peace. A simple sentence for a simple sentiment. A final goodbye to our nearest and dearest. We don’t wish them pleasant dreams. We don’t wish them an interesting afterlife. We wish them …
God’s Judgement Day Kneeling Man: Oi, God! God: What? KM: I’m doing another book. It’s called Not Very Intelligent Design 3 : God and the Human Brain God: Oh for Christ’s sake. KM: I suppose it doesn’t count as blasphemy when you say it? God: I make the rules, Neel. And I decide how they’re …
Not Very Intelligent Design Too : Planet EarthAvailable July 28th – Just 99cents for one week only Bulgarian rain, day drinking, and gullible morons Kneeling Man: Oi, God! God: Hello, Neel. KM: I’ve got another real life spy story from my new book, Not Very Intelligent Design Too: Planet Earth. God: Real life like the …
The Five Million Dollar Afterlife Challenge! A guy I know bought some bitcoin a few years back. He sort of forgot about it for a while and then one day he realized that he was very rich. We got to talking about the afterlife recently, and the fact that it was the biggest scam in …
Not Very Intelligent Design Too : Planet EarthAvailable July 28th – Just 99cents for one week only Bulgarian Umbrellas Kneeling Man: Oi, God! God: Yes, Neel. KM: Don’t you care about Russians? God: What? Of course I do, Neel. I care about all my children. KM: So why have you given them such a shit …
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Coming soon… Not Very Intelligent Design Too : Planet Earth Kneeling Man: Oi, God! You there? God: Yes, Neel. KM: What made you think it was a good idea to create human virgins and then have other humans kill them and offer them as a sacrifice back to you? Seems a bit like breeding fish …
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Coming soon… Not Very Intelligent Design Too : Planet Earth Kneeling Man: Oi, God! God: What? KM: I’ve done another book. It’s called Not Very Intelligent Design Too : Planet Earth. God: Yeah, I know. KM: So why the hell did you create a world that was, theoretically, specifically designed as a perfect place for …
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I’ve uploaded a human voice rendition of Not Very Intelligent Design to Findaway, the world’s largest audiobook distributor. That means it will soon (meaning a few days to a few weeks) start to become available in a number of audiobook outlets. Here’s a sample. A bit about noses – So if you can’t be bothered …
Beforelife, life, afterlife. Beginning, middle, end. The three essential parts of a properly formed story. Even a really short story. A guy walks into a bar, something happens, punchline. Set up, middle, end. Beforelife, life, afterlife. But wait. A well told story also has brevity. It cuts to the chase. And it ends before it …
Mark Ingman R.I.P. It is with mixed emotions that I report the untimely passing of Mark Ingman. Mark was known for being one of the most judgemental people to have ever lived. There was nothing he wouldn’t award a mark out of ten. Sometimes we would drive together and all it would take for us …
God: One day people will refer to this as the famous God and the Holy Ghost pre-Jesus conversation. Holy Ghost: What are you talking about? God: I’m talking about thousands of years from now. In the post-Jesus era. HG: What’s the post-Jesus era? God: You’ll see soon enough, Holy. You’ll see. HG: Anything I can …
Kneeling Man: Oi, God! You there? God: Yes, Neel. KM: Jesus came down on earth the mystery of the Cross? “Jesus came down on earth”, what’s that supposed to mean? Doesn’t the Vatican have any competent translators? Did you see the Pope’s latest tweet? God: I’m omniscient, Neel, I see everything. KM: Of course you …
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Leaving the Catholic Church is not usually as difficult as leaving other faith-based organisations, such as Scientology or Islam, where the consequences can be brutal. A Catholic doesn’t have to renounce Christianity in order to leave the church. There are many non-Catholic Christian churches that will happily welcome ex-Catholics. A Catholic could also decide to …
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When was the Catholic Church NOT a Haven for Pedophiles? Kneeling Man: Oi, God! You there? God: Of course, Neel. KM: Right, stick your fingers in your ears and bugger off, you’re not going to want to hear this. God: What? KM: Piss off, I’m not in a good mood. This is a rant and …
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Is the Pope too enthusiastic about the flavour of Jesus Christ’s flesh? Kneeling Man: The flavour of Jesus. Holy shit. Oi, God, you there? God: Sure am, Neel. As always. KM: I was concerned a while back when the Pope talked about becoming sexually aroused by faeces, but I think his enthusiasm about the flavour …
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Not Very Intelligent Design in heaven? Kneeling Man: Oi, God! Does your will being done on earth, as it is in heaven, include Not Very Intelligent Design in heaven? God: An insult with your very first question? That’s not very nice, Neel. Had a tough day? Kneeling Man: Nothing five or six drinks can’t take …
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